摘要:Laugh Out Loud: A Compilation of Hilarious Short Jokes 1. The Elevator Prank A man walked into an elevator and saw a woman inside, he greeted her and asked for
Laugh Out Loud: A Compilation of Hilarious Short Jokes
1. The Elevator Prank
A man walked into an elevator and saw a woman inside, he greeted her and asked for her number. The woman handed him a piece of paper, the man looked at it and screamed, “Oh my God, this is my wife’s number. She’s gonna kill me!”
2. The Clever Pet
A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender looks at him and asked, “What’s the bird for?” The parrot replied, “I’m here to get a drink too dummy!”
3. The Confused Teacher
A teacher asked her student, “If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to your friend, how much money would you have left?” The student replied, “$20.” The teacher was confused and asked how, the student replied, “Because my friend would give me back the $5.”
These are just a few of the many hilarious short jokes that are sure to brighten up your day and make you laugh out loud!